So… How about you open up, huh? Open up for this ass. Open up for it. I can feel it cooking in there, that what you like, huh? You like thinking about turds cooking in big butts like this? Mm. I can feel it pushing. Oof, can you smell that? That’s my ass—that’s my stinky ASS, babe. That’s the smell of my shit coming from inside, right inside my pucker, right here. You ready for it? Honestly, I don’t care if you’re ready, you’re in for a whole lotta shit! Go on, stick your nose in there. Stick it right in my hole. You like that? Get a good whiff. Smell that shit, it’s coming out—gonna poke your nose.I moan, feeling how good it is to shit onto this plate for you. Good thing this good-feeling shit isn’t going to waste now, is it? Watch, I’m pushing your meal out right now—and I love how it feels, makes me wish I could just keep pushing all day. I flutter my butt-pucker at you, ordering you to thank it. Go on, stick your face in that shit. You gotta worship that shit before you eat it. And I’ll tell you what. You’re gonna come here every day for a plate of shit, and you’re gonna take care of each plate until they’re licked clean. And I KNOW you’ll always be coming back for more, you fucking loser.Oh! Was that mean? I turned the mean on you, didn’t I? That’s hilarious—you don’t even KNOW mean. You don’t wanna see it. But, I can be pretty sweet when I’m nice, can’t I? Can’t I be super sweet? Moaning and telling you girlishly how much I love pooping and feeding it to you? Don’t kid yourself, you don’t have your Mistress figured out at all, I’ll keep you on your toes. I’m sweet, but you don’t know when the Mean is coming.