Here is the opening scene from Tulip: Poo-vert, you are here this morning for breakfast at Tulip’s. And you know what breakfast at Tulip’s means to you. Poo-vert, your breakfast is going to be served, compliments of Tulip’s terrific, tender tush. After all, this is a “Tulip’s Turd Tunnel” production. Oh, it’s a production, alright. It’s a production of shit. From Tulip’s turd-tunnel. So, anyone who is not expecting shit from this production, is in the wrong place. But Poo-vert, you are in the right place. Because you know what to expect from a “Tulip’s Turd Tunnel” production. You know what breakfast at Tulip’s means. That’s right, you get to eat Tulip’s terrific shit. Compliments of Tulip’s terrific, tender tush. Compliments of Tulip’s turd-tunnel. Are you hungry for breakfast? Good. Open your mouth for my naked, stinky, smelly, shit-filled ass. Eat my shit. Eat Tulip’s terrific shit.

This is how the clip starts out: Poo-vert, do these floral-panties look too pretty to be covering up a fat shit? I agree. These flowers look too pretty to be covering up something that does not smell like flowers. But, how about without the flowers? Now, does my bare-ass look too good to shit? I know. After all, I have such a beautiful, bare bum. Poo-vert, you know how Tulip’s tush feels. So, does my bare-ass feel too good to shit? Of course. After all, this is Tulip’s terrific, tender tush. No wonder why, so many guys say, “Girls Don’t Shit”. After all, glorious girl-ass looks too good to shit and feels too good to shit. But, Poo-vert, does my bare-ass smell too good to shit? I know. I have such a naked, stinky ass. Actually, there is a lot more stink waiting to come out of my naked, stinky ass. A lot more stink. And that’s because girls shit. That’s right, Tulip craps from this fleshy, feminine fecal-factory. My pretty, pink poop-pipe is changing colour from pink to brown. And that’s because girls poop. That’s right, Tulip shits from a shapely, shameless shit-maker.

Diarrhea and beautiful as a rose anus