It is so good to have you - My portable toilet! Yesterday, I had so much papaya that I could barely keep My asshole from opening this morning. I really like this private Mexican beach - the sand is so beautiful, so clean. There is no way I would shit on this sand; your mouth is what I need to deposit My digested papaya and other fruits. So, today, you will have a very fruity breakfast. Aren't you lucky, boy? It is a privilege to be My portable toilet; you get to travel with Me, try different foods, different cuisines. Oopps, I better go and you better get your mouth ready. Keep it wide open!