💩I am throwing a birthday party for my dolls. I rudely blow out the candles and then spit on my guests heads, and smack them all in there stupid faces! I totally ruin the birthday party when I climb on the table and take a huge dump all over the beautiful white birthday cake! The icing on the cake, so to speak. is when I rudely wipe my dirty poopy asshole with one of the unlucky party goers! Ha! No one celebrates birthdays at my house, unless its mine!

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