Fee Fii Foo Fum! I smell a bunch of PUNY humans! Look at you all, so stupid to try to build your roads through my territory. Really! I know I'm gigantic, and my domain is VAST, but did you really think I wouldn't notice you clogging up my lands with your silly traffic? You're all SO beneath me you're hardly worth my notice, but even I'm not THAT stupid! Feel the ground beneath you shake as I take my monstrous high-heeled steps towards you-you're all stopped, knowing that if you try to drive away or get out of your cars, it's OVER. I WILL catch you. So I suppose I'll just have my fun then, won't I? Make you all into my little TOYS. I pick up your cars in my monstrous lady hands, and kick cars miles across, and crush cars under my high, HIGH heels. I wonder what else I can do to amuse myself? Ooh, hm, actually, I'm starting to feel like, I gotta "take care" of something. Oh, that gives me a really naughty idea. I peel off my stinky stained panties and unload a MASSIVE, GARGANTUAN TURD all over traffic, crushing cars beneath it's mighty weight! I laugh at your misery, endlessly amused. Can you all smell that? I bet it reeks even with your windows up! I crouch over you panicked, hopeless fools like a mountain, and grab cars, sticking them hood-first into my shit, playing with the rest of you like toys for my monstrous fun, measuring my giant turd in car-lengths. I pick one car up and put it in my mouth, swallowing it whole. Now that I've "made room" I'm hungry and I've got all you delightful little morsels to eat! You'll all go in my mouth and come out of my ass too, just like this turd