I woke up this morning and was immediately desperate. But, as always, the bathroom was occupied. I literally couldn’t wait. I didn’t even have time to put on my clothes. I hopped out of bed and ran outside. I made sure to grab my phone to record the runny, stinky shit that slid out of my asshole after a brief moment of holding it all in. Then I spread my pussy lips and let a loud jet of pee spray out. You can see the relief on my face as I am peeing while simultaneously trying to push the last turd out. After I’m finished relieving my bowels and bladder, I show you the pile of runny and creamy shit. It smells so bad and will smell even worse as it gets hotter. I’m sure my neighbors will enjoy the stink considering their windows are right where I relived myself.

Super desperate shit and piss in my roomDescription: I had just gotten back from being out and I had to piss and shit very urgently. I drank a lot of coffee after I ate a huge lunch. my bowels and bladder are at their limit. I can’t wait any longer. I rip my pants off and put a pad on the floor. I squat down and unleash my shit and piss. I shit out a huge stinky pile on my floor and flood the pad with piss. I sigh as I feel the relief wash over me.Your girlfriend has an accident on your dickDescription: You and your new girlfriend are about to have sex for the first time. She is a blushing, fresh faced girl who took the time to get all sexy for you. You can’t wait to pound that tight little pussy. She wastes no time in going to town on that dick, sticking it in her mouth and sucking like her life depended on it. Now she is ready for the main course. You notice she is a little hesitant to go all the way down. She ensures that she is fine. She continues to not go all the way. She admits that because your dick is so big, it hits the side of her bladder and causes some discomfort. You decide to take it slow. She goes a little deeper this time. Her pussy feels very tight, like something is bulging out of the side. She moans like she is in some pain. She continues to push down. All of the sudden a jet of liquid hits your dick. Did you make her squirt? No, it seems to be shooting out forever. Is she peeing? She is so embarrassed. She admits to accidentally peeing all over your dick. She is afraid that you’ll break up with her. Little does she know you’ve always been into watching girls pee and always wanted a girl to piss on your dick, but no girl would. She just unintentionally fulfilled your deepest fantasy. You have a raging hard on like never before and want to fuck her like crazy. Her pussy is still wet and she is more than happy to climb back on and go for a ride. Her pussy doesn’t feel like there is a big bulge in the side anymore. she must have really had to piss badly!

I decided to try a new toy in my ass today. It's much bigger than I'm used to. It gapes my ass and makes me fart. the farts sound loud and wet due to the lube in my ass. Every time I fart, I dribble a little bit of pee because I really had to go. I guess I had to poop a little too because two little turds shoot out of my ass when I fart. One of them even got on the camera. I end the video with a much needed and pretty long pee.

“You would really have to poop, but you’re on a date with someone (POV). You’re getting more and more desperate, and you start potty dancing in your seat. I ask you what’s wrong, and you say that you have to go to the bathroom really badly, but you can wait. POV starts to show interest in your struggle, and you notice. But you don’t mind, you like the attention. You tease me with your desperation, squirming and potty dancing in your seat, trying to get a reaction out of me. Soon the need becomes unbearable and you have to stand up and get in line for the bathroom. POV comes with you. You potty dance in line, still teasing POV do liking it, but the bathroom is still occupied and you’re desperate. eventually you can’t hold it anymore and you have an accident. You could ask if you can use POV’s shower”