You like being my little pet, toilet? Watching excitedly as I shit wherever I please, and you get to obsess over each pile and eat it up as you please? Quite befitting of you, really. It's all you're good for. Quite a treat! And you get to gobble it up every time. As I'm going about my day, getting dressed, or when my boyfriend hogs the bathroom-you're gonna have to hurry up and eat my poop quick slave, and we'll blame the smell on you. Aren't you lucky you have a Mistress to clean up after? You better lick my floor and my pretty plates clean too, pet. These thick, falling chunks of poop and monster turds are all yours